This video might have just changed my life.
You know who the most flamboyant crowd is? Straight, drunk girls. They’re like a bunch of little Charles Nelson Reillys.
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Theres a few things I like about this video, I mean the most obvious is Obama calling Kanye a jackass. But then you have the brilliance of this news anchor whos so out of touch with pop culture that he just improvises what he thinks kanye did. I also love how Obama goes all third person and is like “cut the president some slack.” I know nothing about politics, im saying that right now, but I now think Obama is the man.
(404): i hope kanye doesn’t show up to patrick swayze’s funeral. ” i’ll let you get back to your funeral in a minute…but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn “.
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| — | the greatest textfromlastnight ever, end of story |
(215): he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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Movie Review: Sorority RΘw
Im gonna be completely honest with you, This movie brought absolutely nothing new to the table. To directly quote IMDB “Is this a remake of I Know What you Did Last Summer? No. The only elements of Sorority Row that are similar are the facts that a murder is covered up, the killer is hooded, the killer knows what they did, and s/he uses it as a reason to stalk and kill them one by one, exactly one year later on the night of a big celebration”…… so pretty much nothing right? They should have called it I Know what you did Last Semester. The way you to enjoy this movie is to expect it to be bad, thats what i did and I gotta tell you it delivered and it was really fun to watch. Its got everything you want from a slasher flick, some mildly gruesome deaths, lots of jumping moments, corny dialouge, naked girls, Strange twist ending, a plot that made little to no sense, and did I mention naked girls? I actually have to say the cast was pretty good, my favorite character was Chugs, played by Margo Harsman (who apparently played Tawnee in Even Stevens, I cant believe I missed that), but Leah Pipes is great as the bitchy Jessica, and Briana Evigan is basically your typical hot heroine, like I said nothing really new here. I have to give a shout out to Rumer Willis’ chin, who I though gave an excellent performance, the twist at the end would have been much better if it turned out Ellie’s chin was the killer. Also the rest of Rumer Willis’ body was decent in their role too. I think the most shocking part of this movie is not all the deaths but its how old Carrie Fischer got, but actually now that I stop and think about it its been 25+ year since she was wearing that slave outfit in Star Wars, but anyways her character was underused. Altogether if you don’t take this movie too serious its a lot of fun to watch and make fun of, I’m probably going to get it on DVD because every now and then I just have the urge to watch a bad movie and this one delivers.
Josh’s Grade: 4.5/10 (for sheer entertainment value 10/10)
